i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
I call bullshit on a lot of this, especially:
#9 Movie Theater Popcorn
Never buy the popcorn at a movie for the first showing. That popcorn is left over from the night before, stored in garbage bags that are often gnawed on by insect or rodents
SHOW REAL SOURCES OR FUCK OFF
as someone that worked at a movie theater, I can confirm this. we would take yesterday’s popcorn, put it in huge plastic bags, then dump it into the popper in the morning. whe it was slow in the afternoon, we would fill up several bags and save them for when we ran our during the night time rush. yep. pretty gross.
Okay see I misread that. When I saw ‘garbage bags…insects’ I mistakenly thought they meant swept off the ground. Which in hindsight seems ridiculous to think but first read = misread. My apologies
ew yeah nooooooo.
id also like to add, “don’t eat the soup at restaurants” and don’t eat any dessert labeled as a ” trifle”. both are just leftovers mixed together that they cant serve anymore on their own.
sometimes I hate working in food service. but I guess im glad I know what not to eat too.
I used to be a waitress, and after seeing how our ranch dressing was made….NEVER ORDERING THAT AGAIN
the mayo, buttermilk and powder?
Lukewarm water, powder.
I’m wondering what movie theaters y’all worked at because the one I worked at made it fresh every morning.
And for soup of the day, that’s kind of how soup is traditionally done??? Like anyone that cooks in a kitchen a lot knows that’s the best way to not waste product, I can’t figure out why on earth that shocks people.
Sunday roast = soup all week. That’s just how food works.
We Have Manners. We’re Polite.
people who add things like “this is so me” to popular text posts
haha! this is so me